whoa… i just got a groovy idea.
From now on, i'm going to write down strange thoughts that I want to have in the coming weeks. Once I have a slew of those thoughts written down, i'm going to start tweeting them out to the world. Starting with the thoughts that I have from now on... but buffered for ~30 thoughts before sending them off into the ether. -- disregarding their accuracy. It's going to be fantastic!
Don't you get it! I'll be tweeting from the list of fake tweets that I haven't even thought of yet, because it's only going to be a list of strange thoughts that I *want* to have, not a list of strange thoughts that i've *actually* had...
In this way I will be creating an alternate possible universe that i'd rather be living in... and everybody but me will think I'm actually living in that alternate universe. Think of it as reverse schizophrenia... on everybody!
(Note to self: perhaps someday they'll remember this type of bizarre behavior as my very own "vigorous and strange brand of Total Control -- gonzo marketing..." and they stay up nights wondering if they've been duped before, since, or historically... by this rambling lunatic.)