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Poopsniffer’s great blog ideas


from: nanoScale.Press@gmail.com
to: wrecked_em@killedem.com
date: Sat, Jul 25, 2009 at 5:49 PM
subject: Poopsniffer's sweet blog ideas!

Hey man,

Found this while I was surfing my admin page @ weirdnano.com... was a draft :o)  Thinking i'll post it up after I send this e-mail... without asking.

I've been building up my linux-ninja skills... but they're not getting that far.  Enough to make my computer function w/o ever paying for anything... wouldn't it be neat if a person like myself could get a web-business started w/ no money & a fetish for marketing.  There's big ideas in my head, but instead of studying in college, I took every class I could come accross... my brain is like a sponge, that hasn't been squeezed out in weeks.

Here's the real zinger.  If i can get everybody involved in the process, then i'll be able to sell a book about how important open-source development can save the world from total degrading failure as tech speeds up & we can't hang on because IP laws restrict the growth of industry by keeping the means of understanding out of the hands of the public... thereby minimizing the number of thinkers that know of it, and of unique viewpoints ever getting thoughtup.

Well have to wait and see if that's a reasonable thought... till then, why don't you tell me about how much you like the world seeing you @ your shitty apartment pissing all over the the seat on the worlds first freeway billboard pee-cam.

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Poopsniffer: i'll play with my kiddie toys by myself
Sent at 3:53 PM on Tuesday
Poopsniffer: dude, as soon as my mom stops trying to kill herself
and gets out of the psych ward
'I'm writing you an article
(probably one making fun of her so she relapses)
let me tell you why blogging is NOT FUN
that cracked me up
Sent at 3:56 PM on Tuesday
Poopsniffer: you should do an entry every week where you harass a complete stranger and crash the talkback for your own blog
and then you could say they got "Shocked"!
tm
me: dude.... that's awesome!
what a great idea!!
this is exactly why I enjoy your brainchildren....
they're delish
Poopsniffer: or you could just find a random blogger and write him a string of rambling emails about nano tech
and post them
along with responses
me: lol.
Poopsniffer: "Shocked"!
me: you like the BOOyahshockAH tag?
that's kinda what I was thinking
and the Sardonic pages.
Poopsniffer: yes
yes
yes
go on
how about every week you write me an insane email about nano tech
and then I'll write you back about sex toys
"Shocked!"
me: lol!
dope.
that's great... i'll add that to my list of shit to write about.
Poopsniffer: seriously though
I wanna be your 2012 correspondent

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p.s. your balls are showing.

The most terrible things…

You know how some foods just don't taste good after you have just finished brushing your teeth?  Orange juice & lemonaide for instance.
Well, the most terrible thing happened to me today... I was brushing the back of my tongue with my super-hightech Sonicare Super Professional Grade Industrial Strength Electric Toothbrush (which I absolutely recommend to anybody who wants to keep their teeth in their heads.)

Anyway, I gagged on my toothbrush & actually threw up in my mouth... more than a little.   Right after brushing my teeth.

It may have been the most terrible thing ever.

On the one hand, I had just spent time brushing my teeth... they were really clean, everything was great and now they were dirty again. Even worse though... on the other hand, my tastebuds were totally raped by stomach acid & half-digested bagel + saliva + mucus.

It was absolutely terrible.  Please don't ever subject yourself to this... or if you do, remember that I told you not to.

The Poker Face

Dear Sir,

I've been forwarded your request for a press pass to the Origins Symposium. I'm not familiar with your publication, can you please fill me in a little on it?

Thanks,

The Gatekeeper

Arizona State University
Media Relations