I’d like to test some traffic on this bastard

If you like my format... (you better)

perhaps you'd be interested in posting up some b.s. ?

Well then, what are you waiting for? 

All your friends are running ahead to wait in line @ the (register users) button... and they're about to get a piece... don't you want a piece?  (you'd better hope you do.)

Alright... to be honest, i can't find the button myself.  So if you figure it out, let me know!!!